staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

Stunning and brave

An idiot’s response when they see something like a black mermaid or a can of bud light.

“Hey, did you see that the new Little Mermaid is black?”
“Yeah. It’s so stunning and brave!”
“Did Matt and Trey write every joke you know?”

by captaintoot August 19, 2023

studying

The hosting of STD's. Comes from saying "std" to sound like "study".

I don't want anything to do with that chick. She's got way too much studying to do.

by the artist formerly known as slappy July 25, 2003

studying

The action that involves opening FB and scrolling through memes, opening Instagram and looking at fit girls to find motivation to go to the gym, opening online shopping sites to spend more money on, etc. Actual Studying is the only thing that would not be done at this time.

"what are you up to?"
"studying."
"oh, good luck."
"ya, it's rough."

by sheeptryingtobegoat December 14, 2016

stupiding

Proudly displaying ignorance and/or lack of common sense

He was really stupiding when he expected Fourth of July celebrations in the UK.

by This Daydreamer July 5, 2017

pirate studying

Studying with one eye due to an injury to your other eye. Commonly occurs when you get an unexpected eye injury the night before an exam or test, so you have no choice but to study. The injury can come from sports or, if you are a girl or a gay male, from getting a cumshot right in ur eye when trying to loosen up ur special someone before the test u both have.

Natalie: How did you write your exam after that soccer injury last night?
André: Oh, I was just pirate studying last night so that I'd be ready.

by The Great Frenchy June 26, 2010

im meant to be studying

oh me too! im gonna fail my science exam lol

Jordan: im meant to be studying
Ellie: really? well what are you doing here?
Jordan: Well i just dont want to
Ellie: fair enough

by cockroach.hater March 29, 2021