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Stuart

A stuart: noun another term for a peadophile not usually very nice and own the shack with Ben the dog the sworn oath owner
#1 yo rked some Stuart followed me last night

Guy #2 did he take you to the shack
by Rstephenbro July 22, 2019
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Stuart

A Stuart is a person who looks up whilst underneath a fine crystal glass table whilst another person know as a Hanover sits on top of the table and defecates.
That man knows how to stop getting shit on himself, I bet he's a Stuart
by Glass Table Owners Group November 15, 2021
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Wilson Stuart

Wilson Stuart is a very sexy man who is good at most video games. He may look good but he has an inability pull any bitches. His type are big booty asians who like Travis Scott, Kanye, and Playboi Carti
"My best friend is Wilson Stuart"
"Damn nigga you lucky as fuck"
by Retarded Frog April 16, 2024
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king stuart

A man who is very smart and always is right never wrong
Girl 1: who is that man, he seemed to always be right
Girl 2: he must be king Stuart
by Urbanmaster10101 February 21, 2018
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Stuart

A lazy middle class hippie crackhead you see around in the 90s. The moment you walk into his room you’ll feel high. Plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on loop for hours. Friends will call him Stu or Stupig.
Hey Stu!

I wonder if Stuart is still alive now, he probably died of OD tho
by MarsLuvTabi August 7, 2018
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Stuart Diver

To be a Stuart Diver is rhyming slang for being a legendary survivor.
Stuart Diver was a ski instructor and the sole survivor of the 1997 Thredbo landslide in New South Wales, Australia. Stuart was lifted to the surface 12 hours after rescuers heard his voice deep in the mass of earth and debris. He was right beside his wife Sally, but his desperate efforts to save her were unsuccessful. He spent the next two-and-a-half days under the rubble in his underwear, with freezing water gushing past. Sixty-five hours after the landslide, Diver was saved, suffering only frostbite.

Stuart Diver is an Aussie legend in our vernacular - as is Steven Bradbury.

Steven Bradbury, whose gold medal was the first ever won by an Australian at the Winter Olympics, was dubbed “the Accidental Hero” after his four rivals all collided, tumbled and sprawled around the ice, leaving him to skate alone past the finish line.
He's a real Stuart Diver!
by MMBfromOz November 6, 2022
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Stuart moriarty

A man who hates fun and has the smallest dick in the world and who sits around at his fake ass job and vapes all day
by The micro wizard July 9, 2025
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