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Stroke and a Half

Synonomous with "douchebag" type characters. When calling someone a stroke isn't quite enough, you fall back on this one. Just like the shift from douchebag to douchenozzle.
Singular: That kids a stroke and a half.
Plural: The Zet's are strokes and a half.
by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004
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family strokes

A very inappropriate but nice song by MC Virgins (ft. MaxiPad)
Like Family Strokes I can’t believe that this is happening.
by Ex0tic.- November 5, 2020
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Smoke 'n Stroke

The action of smoking a cigar, cigarette, joint or pipe with tobacco or marijuana while masturbating. Usually this is done in the company of another male, or on a webcam or video to be shared with other males who enjoy watching smoking + jacking off / masturbation.
I just downloaded this hot Smoke 'n Stroke video, this guy was lighting up a camel wide (cigarette) while jerking off.
by Electronicoffee November 4, 2007
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the strokes

THE greatest band that has ever been around.
Formed in 1998 this rock band consists of 5 amazing men;
Julian Casablancas (vocals)
Fabrizio Moretti (drums)
Nikolai Fraiture (bass)
Nick Valensi (guitar)
Albert Hammond Jr. (guitar)
So far they have made 3 albums;
Room on fire
Is this it
First impressions of earth

they are a great band with a hot lead singer, who is unfortunatly, married to Juliet Joslin the bands assistant manager.
Seeing the strokes live was the greatest day of my life. They are even better looking up close.
by chelseyy; January 3, 2008
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The strokes

The strokes are an awesome, beyond cool band that ROCK more than you ever will!
by Elisabeth Sherman November 25, 2004
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Japanese Crab Stroke

The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.
Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok
by Nex Solo April 24, 2011
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Strokey

Euphemism hybrid in reference to a Person from Stoke On Trent England who is a real tug job merchant/ toilet trader.
Sarah: Did you just see how that council worker treated that little old lady?
Dave: Mmm typical Strokey. No respect.
by Stoke Shitty March 2, 2015
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