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stoned

1.To be killed or executed by an angry mob with rocks
(before rope or the 2nd amendment)
2.To be riddiculed or put down
3.To be so intoxicated that it causes incapasitation
the Jews stoned Stephan for being a follower of Jesus

they'll stone ya and then say good luck

I got stoned....and i missed it!!
by Stoner Dave September 23, 2005
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Being the happiest you could ever imagen. Having not a care in the world. When you cannot beleive how damn hungry you really are. Laughing about things that when your in the normal state of mind you would never laugh at.
Duuuude, I was so fucking stoned, I had the munchies like a bitch
by DanlyHoSeper August 23, 2008
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When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019
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Stone is probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet who always puts other people first. Very competitive, and typically has a chode.
by William Haze June 18, 2022
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A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.
The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder
by Youngster Calvin September 19, 2016
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"The stone" is a reoccurring theme within much of Pink Floyd's music. It's a touching concept to me that I think we all can relate to and I would like to offer my understanding of the meaning behind it.

From Richard Wright's composition on Ummagumma, the name Sysyphus referred to a Greek king whos "punished for his deceitfulness by being compelled to roll an immense boulder up a hill, only to watch it roll back down, and to repeat this action forever." The spelling is different on the Wikipedia in comparison to the album (spelled sisyphus on Wiki) but I conclude it is the same meaning.

It is ever prevalent in their songs on multiple albums and in similar contexts.

The phrase, or reference to "the stone" is the heaviest on Animals (which is the heaviest album of theirs IMO) but appears as early as More (which is heavy in itself at times).

I like to think that throughout Floyd's history they have always expressed a struggle or burden, but they just keep rolling the boulder up the hill. "Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way." Of course there are less positive and more positive outlooks depending on the context of the use. "Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone? Open your heart, I'm coming home" is a little more warm and hopeful than "Who was found dead on the phone. Who was dragged down by the stone."
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by jayn_something January 25, 2021
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When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019
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