Stephen

Should be spelled like Steven but chooses to spell it like stephen

Hey look it’s Steven. Don’t you mean Stephen

by Bigspanks May 6, 2018

Stephen

The noise

Man, that stephen is really loud

by Oz_Slav April 8, 2019

Stephen

The given name of “Stephen” spelled with a “ph” in the middle - instead of “v” - are notorious for having personalities akin to virgin, Christian camp guidance councilors for preteen.

Stephen? With a ph? Does that stand for pussy hole?? Fuck that douche.

by CrumpledSteak September 21, 2021

Stephen

Stephen may be a little crazy at times but he can be serious and helpful. Sometimes it's hard to be "just friends" with Stephen because his personality and looks are "all that and a bag of chips". He's the ex you'll always take back. You can prepare months to meet him but when you finally do, you are SO NERVOUS. Also Stephen will always love you and is always looking for a long term relationship. He feels self-conscious sometimes and will always calls himself ugly, but don't ever stop telling him he's not ugly. He will keep saying he's not but don't give up.
Stephen is also very honest. He will answer whatever question you ask.

If you don't have a Stephen in your life, i'm sorry.

"So ya know my friend Stephen?"
"The cute one?"
"yea"
"I like him"

by Grace/Burnt potato July 13, 2018

Stephen

Surprisingly fat for one who plays so much sport.

Guy 1 "Is Stephen joining us for dinner? "
Guy 2 "That fat bastard can't even fit through the front door these days"
Guy 1 "Oh yeah...diabetic prick!"

by Joe Crockest December 19, 2019

Stephen

A Stephen is mostly an annoying ass, stupid ass and ugly ass boi.
He thinks that the world only belongs to him.
Stephens are mostly fuckboys as well.

Person 1: Oh wow he is such a nice boy.
Person 2: Nah he is a Stephen

by Ohwow June 10, 2019

Stephen

A person who only enjoys food in a buffet style. Many times this leads to an exracurricular bathroom experience. A "stephen" might also enjoy things such as fishing and farming. This person uses terms and phrases such as "neat", "wonderful", and "I'll bet my bottom dollar."

He is such a stephen

by Blahblahyipyip February 22, 2019