Starfucks

A special group intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!

Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!

by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

starbucks drinker

A lawyer, teacher, professor, or any generally upper-middle class person who lives in a suburban town who has studied a certain subject but does not fully understand it, thus cannot have an effect while defending someone in court or teach about drugs, and so forth.

"I don't want some Starbucks drinker who's never seen the battlefield, I need someone who's actually been shot at." -Samuel L. Jackson-

Kids and teens won't listen to some Starbucks drinker lecturing them about drugs, gangs, or sex, they need to hear about it from somebody who's been there and done that.

by AragornElessar November 14, 2009

Starbucks

Where every white bitch goes

Ashley - Wanna go to Starbucks?
Jadeveon (to his friend) - I gotta get my hands on this crack they put in that shit every cracker loves it

by skankhunt53 December 1, 2016

Starbucked

The action when your Starbucks coffee spontaneously spurts out of the drinking hole onto your hand and down your clothing.

Bought an americano and as I walked along the street I was unexpectedly starbucked!

by urban decorator October 29, 2009

Starbucks High

The sensation one receives after slamming a triple shot caramel macchiato. Side effects may include; trembling hands, massive head aches, and irregular heart beat.

Also known as a caffeine high.

Dude, I haven't had any caffeine in several months but today I just had to have grab some coffee and it gave me a massive Starbucks High!

by xGORBAGx January 21, 2009

Starbucks single

Pathetic looking (gay or straight) male/female corporate yuppies, aged twenty or thirty something who go to Starbuck’s on a Saturday morning, order a vanilla flavored latte and sit down right next to a window with their laptops/notebooks, pretending to have heaps of work to be immediately done and emails to be answered, while all they’re doing is leering and waiting for someone to pass by and engage in a chit-chat in hope of a long term relationship.

Rob's a hopeless starbucks single.

Let's get a coffe to go and check out the starbucks singles.

My boyfriend used to be a starbucks single but he quit going there when we started going out.

by procrastinator2007 February 19, 2007

starbucks

1. place where 'yuppies' hang out in the city
2. best place to get coffee...mmm try a white-chocolate mocha
3. located around the corner

"I work at the starbucks on the corner of heather and broadway..."
"um there are like 12 starbucks there?"

by coca September 30, 2003