When someone refers to seeing or knowing someone with a huge beak nose in a derogatory sense without first surveying their surroundings. On mentioning the aforementioned nose they then realise that a person in their immediate vicinity has a nose very similar or exactly resembling a "huge beak nose".
"We were sat round the table last night and James pulled a stapléton, this girl had a massive honk. I had a hard time not laughing, he went as bright as a cherry though."
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It when a guy sticks his dick into a very tight vagina which it will not go in or a vagina with crabs and it pinches the guys dick into two.
by njmad June 15, 2009
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by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009
Get the Swingline Stapler mug.Some stupid retard that 'goes' to barnwell school (i use 'goes' in the loosest way possible because he never really comes to school) he is completely retarded and he only comes to school so he wont get raped by his mum and brothers, he gots bullied all the time suggesting to us that he would rather be at home (apart from the raping...well actually we arnt sure) but we continue because i am sure i would have more money if my parents did not have to pay for this retard.
MARK STAPLETON\staplegun\stplehead\retard\ fag\shit head\homo\poor boy\go home\ why are you wasting my parents money\ leave now or i will beat you up.
by Who else? January 23, 2004
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