The hottest guy in the world once you meet him you will want to have sex with him and if his first name is zack then he is greater than chuck Norris if you try to mess with a stauber then you will be taken down. he is amazing at everything especially in the bed. girls are always chasing him around just to get one touch off of him if you know stauber then you should feel very lucky. Basically a stauber is as good as god. But only if his first name happens to be Zack stauber.
i just did a stauber. i had sex three times in one night then went out and won a championship soccer game.
by awsomeness101 June 10, 2011
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The facial protruberance on a female's face, below the eyes and above the lips, which, depending upon the sharpening severity, can cause a man's abdominal region various degrees of lacerations while administering fellatio to said man.
Dude - bitch got done blowing me and my jizz ran into the belly button stab holes and burned like hell! She had the biggest belly button stabber I had ever seen.
by MadMan37 June 15, 2009
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by Ottaway iAN January 20, 2009
Get the Stanker Pooch mug.Aaron Stainberged himself at work today. Ray, Michelle, and Sparkle had a laughing fit. Then Aaron couldn't help but start chain farting from the spotlight.
by BLACCGURL January 24, 2010
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man 1 Hey what happened to your shoes, were are your laces
man 2 I ran into the Gibby Stabber, he took my money and my shoe laces.
man 2 I ran into the Gibby Stabber, he took my money and my shoe laces.
by gibby stabber January 23, 2010
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