Stool Donation

A way to give your shit a meaningful value.

After a stool donation: "Hey, You won't believe. People paid me to eat my shit in pills!" - EWWWW!!!!!

by shitcrap February 17, 2021

peri stool

a person that bails out on parties, and is a real nuisance to plan events with because always ends up flaking

"Oh my god never make plans with Angie, she is such a Peri Stool"
"Angie is being such a Peri Stool, she is too busy riding horses to hang out with friends!"

by iamnotaperistool April 21, 2015

wooden stool

The act of waking up to your dad and/or brothers morning wood.

Sally woke up to case of wooden stool

by Wooden stool May 12, 2015

Walking Stool

To refer to somebody as a walking piece of shit.

Who invited this walking stool to the party?

by Cipote August 10, 2020

King of Stools

Someone who takes a lot of shits.

He's taking another shit? Man, that guy's the king of stools.

by Sethzky October 20, 2008

push his stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

pull up a stool

To sit down and relax.

I were sitting alone in a restaurant and I saw someone else sitting alone, so I said to that person: "Pull up a stool!" and patted the empty chair next to me, meaning come and sit down next to me.

by unfa May 20, 2014