squirting

when a GREAT tasting love juice is produced and squirts out of her pussy and surrounds her vagina mud flaps with a wet slippery SAUCE. when she has an orgasm and she makes the females drink it and stick it in their mouths and the other one licks around in the newly explored VAGINA!!

my girl got all up in my mouth and she made me slurp up her little squirting session but i loved it

by whorey woman January 9, 2008

squirtled

A male being sexually aroused, but then being subjected to denial of having an orgasm. Most commonly causes pain.

She had me get her off last night, but then squirtled me so hard.

by djstan627 December 29, 2011

turd squirter

another name for the anus.

my turd squirter is so sore from all the diarrhea i've had this week.

by poopshoota November 14, 2010

ketchup squirter

either from std's, frequent masterbation, or inbreeding, this is when a male can ejaculate blood at will

guy: what do you want first the white milk or the fruit punch?
girl: mmm give me the fruit punch

guy: they dont call me a ketchup squirter for nothing

by a white racist-dom f July 27, 2011

squirtel

A fart which unintentionally results in liquid feces being expelled out your anus, usually at the speed of light. Often involves the soiling of ones underwear. Similar to shart

I thought it was just gas at first, but then i squirteled.

by Cyberwolf May 26, 2008

squirtleheading

When you fart and instead of following through just a small
amount of wet excriment hits the inside of the pants

Adam came in the other day and confessed to squirtleheading only a few hours earlier.

by Isaaldo November 16, 2011

squirter

A squirter is a guy who squirts his cum at least two feet when he gets jacked off and has a cumgasm.

Matt and I are both squirters - we both usually paint the wall when we have jack-off cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021