Squeaky Pedal

When you aren't wearing a condom, but need to pull out, and the bitch you're banging doesn't want you to jizz on her, you grab her shoe and dump your cum load in it. Afterwards, when she walks around, the moisture will cause her shoe to squeak, kind of like a squeaky pedal on a bike.

Kelly didn't want me to drop my goo on her chest last night, so I popped my shot right in her right sneaker and gave her the squeaky pedal. You should have heard that bitch walking around, sounded like an old bike. Guess that will teach her to take it on the tits.

by Dirty First Downer June 28, 2009

squeaky wheel

That which receives the grease. This is part of a common saying that refers to the phenomenon that he they who bitches loudest/longest shall receive compensation the fastest, and/or in the most amount. See, "The squeaky wheel get's the grease", & "bitches"

Mel: I already told Darlene that I can't afford a new range for her, but she just won't shut up about how, "Oh it'll save so much money." and "This one's self cleaning, and gets to temp so much faster." I don't know what her problem is.
Hank: Well, you know Mel, the squeaky wheel...
Mel: ... yeah?
Hank: Well you know.
Mel: ... no, what?
Hank: It always get's the grease for crying out loud!
Mel: What the heck's that supposed to mean?
Hank: Oh, go look on urbandict...

by boronanon April 3, 2015

Squaffle

To collect your trash or old appliances for disposal into a selected business dumpster, typically in the wee hours.

I squaffled my old oven at K-Mart.

by Cruziana June 20, 2020

Pinch and Squeal

Another term for sex

We played a little pinch and squeal.

by Mikehauncho May 25, 2009

anal squeak

a whistle or "squeak" emitted during anal penetration.

i was so embarassed last night when i let out an anal squeak.

by alissa weiss January 14, 2008

Squeaky

Someone who will blow your mind - in and out of bed.

"I need me some Squeaky. She's out of this world!"

by blue lagoon 67 March 9, 2009

squeaky bum time

Old Glaswegian saying for "On the verge of shiting yourself", commonly said in the closing stages of a football match when their is a one goal difference between teams, and the other team is going hell for leather in an attempt to score a goal.

It was squeaky bum time for Man Utd earlier, as Chelsea scored to bring the score to 2-1 with 5 minutes injury time remaining.

by kolapop May 30, 2011