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Tough Squash

Too bad-when something really bad happens, say this to tell them to bad suck it up, but in a comical form. Used by Josh Nicols in Drake and Josh.
Average Guy: Dude, i heard your dog died, and you were disowned.

Tough Squashed man: Yes.

Average Guy: Tough Squash
by Hhkgfl May 12, 2010
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squasm

A squriel possum that only comes out at night and eats children.
AhHHhh! I was attacked by a squasm
by The clit commander April 10, 2003
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squash-brain

Tingling sensation in ball sack/head that is obtained from intense weight-lifting. Also accompanied with numb legs and arms. (Level after squash belly; see squash belly)
"Ben and Timmy get squash-brain every day."
by Timmy M. May 22, 2008
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Squawkum

A wedgie between balls scrotum and the thighs. a male version of a camel-toe. Normally seen by males with tight tights during Male Figure skating competition.
Guy: Dude, fix yourself, you have a squawkum.

Dude 1: Dude, that guy did a triple accel spin!
Dude 2: Which guy? The one with a squawkum?
by CaptainA2 February 27, 2010
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EMI-Squashing

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.
That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.
by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008
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Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex
"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"
by Veronica O March 4, 2008
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squash

Sport played with a racquet and a rubber ball.
Squash is a sport .
by mmk September 14, 2003
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