The act of squatting on a penis in the same fashion an individual works his quads/hamstrings at the gym by squatting.
"Damn that's a bad bitch, I bet she diesel squats like a BOSS!"
"How was Sarah last night?" "She was alright dude, she needs work on her diesel squat technique."
"How was Sarah last night?" "She was alright dude, she needs work on her diesel squat technique."
by |xXdieselsquatboss_69Xx| November 13, 2011
Get the Diesel Squat mug.When you have to pee at the beach and the water is too cold and there's no bathroom nearby, you dig a hole, squat and pee.
Nancie had 4 beers and needed to pee and the ocean was freezing and she couldn't find a bathroom, so she took a Hawaiian squat.
by Beachboy1 July 1, 2017
Get the Hawaiian squat mug.A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019
Get the Jase-squatch mug.A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Get the Perfect Squat mug.The posture assumed in couples selfies by a taller woman dating a shorter man, so as to appear equal in height to her partner.
"I didn't know Lisa was six feet tall, she looks Jeff's height in all their pictures!"
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
by miss_tarrare July 26, 2014
Get the short guy squat mug.A night of over indulging on alcohol that leads to a sexual encounter excluding intercourse. Typical activities include snuggles, smooches, dry rubbing of the other members genitalia with clothes on, and felatio.
by Acondeezy June 27, 2020
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a) A deep knee bend exercise performed by competitive
strength athletes.
b) A lift performed by american high school football
team members and posted on Youtube involving combining
an ever increasing amount of weight on the bar with an ever
decreasing range of motion.
a) A deep knee bend exercise performed by competitive
strength athletes.
b) A lift performed by american high school football
team members and posted on Youtube involving combining
an ever increasing amount of weight on the bar with an ever
decreasing range of motion.
whhhoooaa dude! here's me like burying 650 pounds.
I reckon I could walk into the NFL like right now.
(cue a video of someone doing a 3 inch deep squat with
spotters holding both ends of the bar to help)
I reckon I could walk into the NFL like right now.
(cue a video of someone doing a 3 inch deep squat with
spotters holding both ends of the bar to help)
by moochinaround November 11, 2006
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