Scrubbing Muffins

Another term for scissoring; two vaginas making out.

Do you think those two chicks are just friends or scrubbing muffins?

by BeeebTeam March 21, 2020

flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off

She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.

by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011

knuckle scrub

The act of vigorously scrubbing one's anus, usually with hot soapy water, to clean it of leftover fecal matter. It is more a practical technique than a pleasurable one, although some people find it serves the dual purpose.

The toilet paper at the resort was of poor quality so I had to hop in the shower and do a quick knuckle scrub before going to dinner.

by Diarrhea Farmer January 12, 2015

Mushroom Scrubber

One who exclusively concerns themself with details and/or topics of little significance.

Good luck getting anything worthwhile outta that guy; he’s a real mushroom scrubber.

by Bowling for Burgers December 11, 2018

dunk 'n scrub

Washing you hair under the tub faucet, to trick everyone into think you had a shower.

Uh oh, don't have time to shower, better do a dunk 'n scrub.

by Skytrain Riders November 13, 2011

stroke and scrub

When you are completely and utterly destroying your girls cheeks in the shower, while you simultaneously shampoo her lucious locks with Dove Men + Care. ''Tis a pleasure of a lifetime.

John: "I gave Aaron's mom a stroke and scrub last night. Ejaculated everywhere."
Joe: "Was Aaron home?"

John: "Hells yeah I finished on his face."

by Cockstoker3000 February 22, 2017

look like a scrub

Gross. Tired. Dirty. Ugly

Man, I've been traveling all day and haven't showered I look like a scrub

by Crazygirl July 22, 2017