shrub slashing

the act of giving a female vaginal tears during sexual intercourse

dan said my cock is so huge he bets im in the shrub slashing business

by G-Funk July 17, 2003

Smoshing

The art of balancing a pokeball (TM) on your head and taking a photograph from 5 feet (exactly) away with the torso of the subject (person whose picture will be taken) in the center of the photo shot. The term smoshing was coined after the hit comedy duo known as smosh (TM?) who had a passion for the Japanese cartoon known as pokemon.

I posted over 9000 photos of me smoshing on myspa- err... facebook.com.

by Shmick Shmoberts October 8, 2011

Slothing

Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.

Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."

"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."

by LycanAvery March 10, 2011

slushing

Rubbing menstrual blood over your arms, then sliding the smooth side of the razor over your arm, pretending to cut yourself. Often leads to multiple orgasms.

I didn't have the balls to cut myself, so I went slushing instead. Then cried black tears in a corner.

by Emdizzzzle October 23, 2007

splashing

when someone has very good looking waves in their hair. usually occurring with those black people who wear du-rags all the time

daaamn u see tyrone's hair? that nigga splashing

by b-nice326435767 January 12, 2009

sloshing

(v) waiting until it has snowed an assload and then melted down into slush just so you can go out in your car and speed through the huge drifts of slush spraying it onto other cars. Master sloshers can slosh so well the victim will need to get out of his/her car to wipe the their windshield off with their arm.

Isn't that annoying blonde chick with the glasses you just said hi to the one we hit last time we went sloshing. DUDE she was totally pissed, we got her so good she had to wipe her windshield off with her sleeve!

by YeoYoungLee October 21, 2010

slushing

when a female experiences the combination of embarrassment and sexual excitement, creating the combination of facial blushing and an increased vaginal secretions.

when I told her I only wanted her to have my babies, she started slushing.

by drewfro July 18, 2007