The Splinter

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter

The Splinter belongs into the trash

by The Splinter March 23, 2021

slide slinger

A slide slinger is a guy who hangs out at the park and sells huge Kielbasa’s for a low price.

Hopefully there is a slide slinger at the park. I could totally inhale a kielbasa right now.

by Doey Dickle July 4, 2021

Pulling a Salinger

Pulling a Salinger is when a friend tends to vanish off and on from the social circle regularly, becoming reclusive, much like Catcher in the Rye author J.D. Salinger.

Where's Toby?" "Take a guess. He's Pulling a Salinger again and won't answer his cell.

by snowflame July 25, 2010

splinter cell'd

to sneak up either behind or above someone and attack them causing an instant death.

OH! You just got splinter cell'd!

by Kharano March 31, 2005

sidcup slinger

the act of a large, homosexual male 'slinging' his testicles into the face of an unconscious male for his own sexual pleasure

named 'sidcup slinger' due to the reputation of sidcup's secondary schools as safe havens for homosexuals

that guy's so hot. i'm gonna give him a sidcup slinger.

by darius priest January 26, 2011

Splinter

Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.

Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.

by EmmBee February 4, 2005

J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.

J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007