Splice

To metaphorically cut/shank. Figurative language used to express your distaste-aimed at an individual or establishment.

Just found out Becky cheated on me. Ima "splice her damn face".

Splice- to figuratively shank or cut

by Honey boo boo February 22, 2017

Spline

The Spline is a sophisticated party act only performed by top tier beak lovers and ganja gurus. It involves two meticulous moves. One move requires a swift but conserved inhale of a perfectly prepared spliff. The THC must be then held in your lungs while simultaneously sniffing an Everest sized amount of cocaine through crisp, freshly rolled £20. If successful you have performed the infamous Spline. Toms and Jamess have a sacred duty to perform the Spline when cocaine and weed are present at a party.

"Oi mate, fancy a cheeky spline."
"Ye laaa I would love to smash a spline right now"

by Nipplevirus October 22, 2019

diet spliff

The 'healthiest' type of marijuana joint. Herbal tobacco is used instead of regular cigarette or rolling tobacco, and the skin is rolled backroll style meaning less paper is inhaled.

Diet spliffs are also a good way of fooling yourself into believing that you're cutting down.

"I know smoking weed is bad, but it's ok because I only roll diet spliffs."

by Ian Bailey April 1, 2007

splifta

another word for splif

fuck this lets go for a splifta

by Bobmarley June 7, 2003

spliff

a joint;
specifically, a cone shaped joint that is somewhat large and impressively rolled.

(when presenting)
el spliff!

by spliff master June 9, 2003

fat spliff

An especially large spliff.

"woah man, this is a fat spliff. i'm gonna google what we should do with this thing"
"just smoke it"
"yeah man just wait a second"
"you arent gonna find anything"
"wait ok. so i think we should smoke it."
"OK COOL"

by fatspliffs4lyfe November 27, 2013

spliff

a marijuana cigartette, esp. rolled with tobacco a la europe

Bid you to have any spliff, mon?

by Chuck March 31, 2003