spledge

A spring pledge

Carson and Mattias are so f*cked as spledges

by Mcdoug1124 December 26, 2021

splend

is short for 'splendid' this word is the next big thing and everyone should use it. splendid is a good word that sort of went out of fashion and this is the new and improved version of it

the song "whats happenin" by the ying yang twins is splend yo!

by thatgrl July 12, 2004

Splenda Daddy

A suitable substitute for a sugar daddy, without the crash. Financially sound, smart with investments, and too attractive to have to pay for it.

My sugar daddy stopped paying my rent and I got evicted. I pulled my bum self to gether and now I have a splenda daddy that gets me the occasional man bag, spa day, and bag of tina.

by realtalkallende November 6, 2015

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

splenda

Someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention

You're such a damn splenda, you fake bitch.

by Dmitriy March 19, 2008

splenda-momma

sort of like a sugar-momma, only with less money.

Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.

by pqrstuv November 10, 2008

Splendiferous

The way I feel at the Reitz Union at UF.

Justin: "I feel so splendiferous!"

Karl: "Shut the fuck up Justin."

Justin: "Ok, but only because I'm feeling so splendiferous."

by Yettie Bear October 15, 2010