Spanging

To smack that troll-faced moron from The Ting Tings in the face with a spade.

"I was spanging her for a while until my arms got tired, and now they're both going under my new patio" - twentynine

by twentynine June 29, 2008

slagging off

more or less being insulting or dorogatory in a sexual way..

"she is a slut"
"Oh Bob you fucked her last night stop slagging off"

"she is a slut"
"Oh Bob you fucked her last night stop slagging off"

by Nikki Gloom March 1, 2014

Slarting

Sleep farting

I couldn't sleep last night cause my mom kept slarting.

by Jungldbll December 26, 2016

Splamingo

Half spider monkey half flamingo= Splamingo

She was acting like a total Splamingo

by FuCkEdUp June 26, 2023

sparling

Noun. The product created when urinating while swimming.
The verb to sparl
Fr. Sparler

I just took a mean sparling upstream from you.

Before we go wakeboarding, I have to jump in the water for a quick sparling.

by KendraBoyd January 1, 2009

Spearing

to insert 1 man's penis into another man's anus

tim saw gav and ben spearing

by chaber October 15, 2006

Man-splaining

The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.

So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.

by Borys Kickabollockoff September 18, 2018