Shlargan

Bull shit. Not the truth.

wtf man why are you chatting shlargan?

Mate stop chatting shlargan!

by TBezz April 16, 2013

solargizing

Soaking up the sun on a beautiful day!

I was solargizing all day, that I didn't sleep last night.

by hwdecker May 5, 2013

Splurgery

noun.

1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.

"You got splurgery just to look good for one photo!?"

by Crowley666 October 8, 2013

Slargy

A combination of "sluggish" and "lethargic." Lazy, unproductive and unmotivated. Connotes disdain.

"I'm so slargy today. I just want to stay in my pajamas, do bong hits, and sit on the couch eating Fritos."

by OG-BB1966 December 28, 2014

Splorgy

An orgy where the main goal is for everyone and everything to be splooged on

Geoffrey: You going to that splorgy tonight?

Wang: Nah man I don't wanna get cum all over my body

by Norway Loves Meerkats February 3, 2015

splagook

when there is no pressure behind a man's ejaculate.

When all the men in the bukkake circle can shoot their load on the girl except for the one guy whose load immediately just falls to the floor. He splagooked.

by joeyg223 March 13, 2015

Splaggit

When a man holds in his ejaculation and shoots it at his partner to the point of a splatter sound on their body. This, is the splaggit.

The girl thought the was safe, little did she know, the pressure build up hit her hard in the splaggit in her face

by Superman4207 November 24, 2016