splargen

To splarg all over ones face.

Guy: So whats up?
Awesome man: Splargen

by SplargenFACE February 1, 2005

Splore

To abbreviate the word "explore" but then misuse it to make it sound sexual

I was looking for a swimsuit so I splored in your drawers.

by HtotheTS September 7, 2010

splarging

to slap someone's booty

I gave my girlfriend a splarging, yesterday!

Give that bitch a splarging!

by Splarging June 24, 2016

Spare Me Some Shit

It basically means to leave someone alone when they do something wrong. Also used as "spare me some". Example: at work, you may have done something wrong. Your boss is screaming at you, and you use this phrase.

Boss: "You idiot! You made this company lose one billion dollars!" You: "Calm down boss. I'll pay it back. Spare me some shit."

by Singled_Out_alone May 11, 2014

spare

Word used to describe any extra unit of hardware, method of transportation, object or intangible concept that cannot reach its maximum potential, mainly as a result of the original being stolen or fiddled with. Occasionally, the spare might have been the one that was stolen by mistake. Often used in a context to convey disbelief that the use of the spare was suggested in the first place.

Guy 1: "Hey, let me use that computer."
Guy 2: "Why don't you just use the computer that you stole...?"
Guy 1: "How can I use that computer when it is a spare?! I need full access!"

by Mr. Wa February 17, 2009

Spare Tire

Similar to a third wheel, but instead of one couple and a single person, there are two couples and a single person. The name comes from the fifth wheel in a car, or the spare tire.

It was supposed to be a double date, but Tim decided to show up, thus making himself a spare tire.

by sven_meister January 1, 2011

sparerib

A name used to describe a chinese man who ages like a prune and sounds like Jonathan Ross after catching a case of knob-rot.

"were you born without eyes or are you just shit like SpareRib?"

by ChavButty January 25, 2005