sphincterphone

Telephone capable of bypassing the earpiece and mouthpiece by use of a small speaker and microphone. This device was designed with two uses in mind:

1. place the device in a room so that multiple people can converse with the person(s) on the other end of the line

2. allows user to converse without holding a handset to the ear and mouth..."handsfree"

The amazing thing about this device is that, regardless of the application, everybody sounds like an asshole.

Dude, watch what you're saying...I've got you on sphincterphone.

by Mistr_Sir January 11, 2008

sphincter boy

a man who acts or is a flaming homosexual

Dude, that guy is a total sphincter boy. Is he gay or what?

by Ryan May 6, 2004

sphinkter wink

When the sphinkter contracts and expands especially during an orgasim.

What a female's asshole does during a really good oragasm

When I was doing my wife doggy style yesterday, she started to cum and gave me a sphinkter wink.

I gave it to her so good she started sphinkter winkin.

by The Zeppelin January 15, 2005

sphinkter

yet another slang term for yore asshole or yer rectum.

Adam Gooch likes it up the sphinkter

by My name February 11, 2003

sphincter-necklace

A nicer way to tell someone their head is up their ass.

Tell that guy to remove his sphincter-necklace before coming into work from now on.

by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise July 14, 2011

sphinctosaurus rex

1. The biological term used for the species renowned for its ability to squeeze objects of all shapes and sizes into and out of its anal passage.

2. One who is extremenly anal-retentive.

3. The tightest orifice on the body.

4. The most potent and deadly of all the assholes.

Wow! I thought I could shot a ping-pong ball far until I saw sphinctosaurus rex.

I wish he would lighten up -- he is such a sphinctosaurus rex!

I tried to slip it in to his sphinctosaurus rex, but there was not enought santorum to make it happen.

by Stanky May 1, 2006

prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.

That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006