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Heidi Sperling

A gril with a very annoying dog
by Bcoggins December 20, 2008
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spellingosis

A rare disease that occurs when teachers in their fifties become exposed to incorrect grammar and spelling. Seen most in teachers who have germ disorders.
The teacher read the e-mail that said: "sup, so i need to kno if i shud practise my spellin becuz my fokes say its really bad and i wanna get better... ineed your imput on my prob"

The teacher faints and then is rushed to the hospital to be diagnosed with spellingosis.
by gigialfine December 4, 2010
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Spedling

Some one who is special education. Someone who is slow.
Hey did you hear Daniel didn’t know the capital of New York? What a spedling
by Peepeehead69 June 12, 2018
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Spelling Gap

The cavernous void between Tori Spelling's breasts
Geez mate, I'd tit-shag your wife but I'd lose my dick in her Spelling Gap
by freddellamer October 18, 2019
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1337 spelling

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A stupid fucking 12 year old who thinks CS is the best game ever. Guess what you dumb ass, talking with numbers isn't cool and Counter Strike is the worst fucking game ever, try something else, anything else you fucking nub!
by Majin January 15, 2004
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speeding tickets

a summons issued to an offender - especially to someone who driving above the speed limit or someone who violates a traffic regulation
I hate it when I get a speeding tickets...
by skidesu January 9, 2009
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English spelling

The way the British and the Canadian spell certain words.

This way of spelling was made first therefore, it is considered right to many, whereas the American spelling of the English language is considered wrong because it was made afterwards.

Many people would even go as far as saying those from the United States are spelling things differently because they are lazy and/or uneducated.

An example is how those from the United States spell these words: Colour, Centre, Honour, favourite, odour, etc.
like Color, center, honor, favorite, and odor, etc.

If I had learned to spell them the "Correct" way I probably would have, although I didn't therefore I spell them the American way.

The people from the U.S. today learned to spell these words that way, because some English mofo that moved here in the past didn't like his own language and decided to change it to a way that made more sense to him and the other English mofos that moved here at the time.

Personally, I think "Colour" makes more sense as well as "Favourite"
I'm sorry, but "Centre" makes no fucking sense.
I don't know what people were thinking, seriously.

I hope my disgusting, ignorant American English doesn’t offend anyone too badly. After all, I clearly wasn't educated enough to spell things the "right" way!
"Correct" English spelling: Colour

"Incorrect" English spelling: Color
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