spastic

Lance Stroll.

"bro no way he went out on the formation lap and then drove into the gravel! He is such a spastic!"

by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025

Spastic

An idiotic person normally called demi who like to be idiots and use roasts from tiktok

Hey did you know demi is dumb

YEA SHE IS SO ESPASTIC

by Lemoncloud May 30, 2022

Spastic

Definition of oniksa and how she acts

Look at oniksa the defined spastic

by Abdi aannoooo December 15, 2019

Spastic

the correct definition is someone with cerebral palsy, my definition is someone who acts stupid in the moment.

person 1: *drops pen*
person 2: “hahaha you’re spastic”
person 1: “no you’re spastic”

by soton menace November 22, 2021

Spastic

A man that shits on his kitchen floor and then falls asleep naked on the couch

“Steve the spastic shit on the kitchen floor Eddie” - Louise

by Stevepisseshimselfwhendrunk August 22, 2025

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.

You are a Spastic Timmy.

by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025