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Spastic

Definition of oniksa and how she acts
Look at oniksa the defined spastic
by Abdi aannoooo December 15, 2019
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spasticbarny

A sexy beast who steals your girl keep your girls away from this sexy beast
Boyfriend:babe run

Girlfriend:why

Boyfriend:it’s spasticbarny
by Barmy March 20, 2020
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Spastics

People who leave the house during a pandemic to go socialise
Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”
by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020
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Spastic

Paisley Robson is a spastic
by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020
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Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength
"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"
by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020
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Spastic fish

When a male has a strap on attached to his ass, with a girl in front of him and behind him so when he thrusts back and forth both girls are satisfied
I can’t wait tell we get home maybe anna with spastic fish with us
by Monkeytickler2334 February 21, 2021
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spastic

Spastic means someone who is very crazy. Basically they are quite stupid and do stuff that they know is wrong but they dont give a shit.
(Name) is the most spastic person I have ever met.
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