sparkle slayer

A person intent on destroying your inner sparkle, slaying you with their salty ass by throwing shade and injecting general negativity.

Girl: That guy is always talking shit tryin to dim my sparkle! Sparkle Slayers Suck!!

by XoLuckyxo February 13, 2017

sparkles and sunshine

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.

Jimmy: How was karate practice today?

Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...

Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?

Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.

by TitsMcGee(.)(.) April 29, 2012

Sparkle Share

(v) The act of two gentlemen urinating into each others streams, thereby splashing each other.

Ian: Hey Kirk, let's go into the bathroom and sword fight.
Kirk: Only if we can Sparkle Share!

by Mr. Pix August 16, 2011

sparkle cave

Another word for a va jay Jay

Hey Vickie, I'm going to slam your sparkle cave tonight.

by Able Mabel November 28, 2015

sparkle child

A child that suffers from ADHD and is easily distracted. This can continue into adult hood.

“I was heading over to a friends house to see… . Oh pretty lights….”
“Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”

by Khan1969 November 02, 2021

Crunchy Sparkle

The practice of freezing peanut butter inside a condom to create a phallic object for pleasuring oneself.

Callum thought his Crunchy Sparkle was taking too long to freeze before his parents got home.

by EJean June 17, 2019

sparkle bomb

result of being struck in the head by an object causing the injured to immediately see sparkles.

daniel yelled "sparkle bomb" just before hitting bob in the head with a tea cup filled with sugar.

by The other guys February 04, 2012