sparkle slayer

A person intent on destroying your inner sparkle, slaying you with their salty ass by throwing shade and injecting general negativity.

Girl: That guy is always talking shit tryin to dim my sparkle! Sparkle Slayers Suck!!

by XoLuckyxo February 13, 2017

sparkle child

A child that suffers from ADHD and is easily distracted. This can continue into adult hood.

“I was heading over to a friends house to see… . Oh pretty lights….”
“Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”

by Khan1969 November 02, 2021

sparkles and sunshine

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.

Jimmy: How was karate practice today?

Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...

Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?

Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.

by TitsMcGee(.)(.) April 29, 2012

Sparkle Share

(v) The act of two gentlemen urinating into each others streams, thereby splashing each other.

Ian: Hey Kirk, let's go into the bathroom and sword fight.
Kirk: Only if we can Sparkle Share!

by Mr. Pix August 16, 2011

sparkle cave

Another word for a va jay Jay

Hey Vickie, I'm going to slam your sparkle cave tonight.

by Able Mabel November 28, 2015

Hooker sparkles

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019

sparkle rail

when a girl is getting power railed in a warm environment and the sweat looks like glitter.

dude I sparkle railed that fugly chick in the hot baths 20 minutes ago

by sexwithamerica August 18, 2008