Sober

Not drinking alcohol. This term does not apply to drugs.

"I'm sober but I sure ain't clean!"

by Flopings March 25, 2017

Same Sider

When a couple insist on sitting in a restaurant or bar in a booth or table on the same side , when there is a perfectly good other side to use. Most commonly forced by the guy in the relationship that is jealous, insecure and has to keep an eye on anyone that might be looking at his girl. Or a couple that is way overboard into the PDA. The ONLY time that being a Same Sider is acceptable is when the couple is old. Because its cute....

Same Sider

by msraulerson January 20, 2011

Siderail

v. To be impacted by something unexpectedly drastic.

n. Rail on the side of a bed or stairwell

I totally got siderailed after my coworker spilled his Cup-o-Ramen on my desk.
or
Garth Brooks' fans were totally siderailed by that whole Chris Gaines thing.

by Roscoe81 April 25, 2011

Sober Sally

When drinking with friends, sober sally is the girl who never gets sloppy. She's the one taking care of everyone else. Whether it's giving them a bath or making them detox tea, this girl also makes pancakes as a hangover breakfast.

"Yo, I don't feel good, where's sober sally?"

by BB of HLD December 31, 2006

sober up

The act of pretending not to be inebriated when passing officials, parents, or anyone else you would rather not be faded around. (does not necessarily only apply to those under-age)

For example: |Spot a policeman| Sober up!

by Stephanie R. SDSU May 30, 2007

Soberlicious

One who is both attractive and sworn themself to sobriety, vastly decreasing the likelihood of anyone engaging in intercourse with them.

Andrew is way to attractive not to drink. I'd totally have sex with him. He's soberlicious.

by John Whittenberger April 21, 2008

soberginity

Equivalent to virginity, but you lose your soberginity the first time you get drunk.

Jim lost his soberginity at a party the night before I left for college.

by Elizabeth Carpenter June 30, 2005