Siderail

v. To be impacted by something unexpectedly drastic.

n. Rail on the side of a bed or stairwell
I totally got siderailed after my coworker spilled his Cup-o-Ramen on my desk.
or
Garth Brooks' fans were totally siderailed by that whole Chris Gaines thing.
by Roscoe81 April 07, 2011
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Siderailing

Performing oral sex by not putting the penis inside the mouth, but rather licking it's whole length from the side.
Getting siderailed (siderailing) by two chick simultaneously - twice the pleasure.
by 911tracks September 18, 2018
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