Sober as a rock 

To be extremely sober. According to claire, this is a thing.

Claire is sober as a rock.

Sober as a rock by original_prankster November 3, 2016

sober Irishman 

A northern Free Presbytarian. but then they argue they were british rather than irish!

sober Irishman by beef hallion June 11, 2003

Sober-Stoned 

The feeling of being high while completely sober.

"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!

Sober-Stoned by I'm not high!!! November 5, 2010

sober interested 

Being attracted to somebody when neither party is intoxicated. Generally refers to a point which you must determine if your hookups are just drunken mistakes or genuine attraction.

"This girl and I keep hooking up when we're wasted. It's happened like 5 times now. I think it's time to take it to the next level and see if she's sober interested in me."

sober interested by Shwayze69 August 11, 2008

sober-over 

n. The symptoms one feels after a night of not drinking
The analog of a hangover

Dude, because of this damn sober-over, I was capable of mowing the grass today.

Come on man, have another beer, you dont want to wake up with a sober-over

Did you see that girl last night? She so had all of her capacities together. I know she's going to regret remembering everything; not to mention the sober-over.

sober-over by bored-sober September 5, 2009

Sober Chode 

A chode that is sober.

Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."

Sober Chode by Breckin April 29, 2010

sober free

Means you're always smoking, drinking, always partying, an everyday high.

The homie stays (SOBER FREE) everyday.

sober free by networth1 October 24, 2015