Vulcan Smoking

Vulcan Smoking is the act of smoking a cigarette, etc., while keeping your hand in the Star Trek Vulcan Salute with the cigarette between your index and middle fingers.

"Why're you keeping your hand like that while you're smoking?"

"I'm Vulcan Smoking. It's something Spock would do."

"You're a nerd."

"No, I'm a trend setter."

by ZainoDraino July 15, 2009

Hippie Smoking

Smoking a joint or spliff without using a roach or filter.

'Dude i think my roach fell out in the car, we might have to smoke hippie'
'Ah man hippie smoking sucks'

by pseudonymchinchilla November 2, 2009

Soldier smoking

When in a toking circle and two members pass the blunt back n forth between each other...instead of passing on to the left....
Left. Right. Left.

Oi, are you two Bogarts Soldier smoking that thing??

by Trichomey October 7, 2019

Second Scoping

When you bait out a sniper shot to snipe them yourself directly after.

Stop second scoping you tryhard faggot!!

by Bloog67 May 18, 2021

what are you smoking?

when someone thinks you may be acting weird due to drugs, mostly said as a joke and they probs dont rlly think ur on drugs. say this to people when they say cringy crap or are just weird.

owen: what are you smoking? LOL
mike: I'm smoking your mom

by MonicaChan April 19, 2022

smoking is bad for you

A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.

A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!

by Tony Rocky Horror January 3, 2004

Stoping short

slaming the brakes of your car so that u can grab the breast of the women next to u by pretending to stop her from flying forward

I heard Jenny's date was stoping short on her at every stop sign

by supergoose94 March 30, 2009