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SmashCake

SmashCake aka "Smashy" or "SingularDrift" is a wonder to the natural evolution because he evolved into a Pinguin even though he was born as an Axolotl. His charm and charismatic skills are based on his encouragement to sing Karaoke songs from the "Yakuza" videogame series. This has led to a thriving development to become a real Superstar! As a conclusion he formed the SmashCake Fanclub which marks the biggest achievement of his career. He's soon starting with his world-tour all around the globe, inaugurating it in the German city of Cologne. He also has overthrown multiple goverments.
I love my wife but SmashCake is better!

SmashCake is not a big fan of the goverment 30:30
by Fettarsch August 18, 2024
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Swashbuckling

When someone gives you oral sex and gargles your semen.
I met this girl at the bar last night and it turns out she was really into swashbuckling.
by Adena Marie October 10, 2023
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Swashbuckle

When you puff on a joint and get some shit in ya mouth
*spits* Naaa bro, just got swashbuckle in ma Mouth y’know
by Quaintcian195 November 25, 2023
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smashwankered

Embarrassingly drunk/ caned/ inebriated.
I had a skin full last night. The wife told me to behave myself but I ended up completely smashwankered.
by McTavish May 9, 2024
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Smashface

Smash face is usually a guy who has a moustache, very skinny, and named travis.
Hey, look over there! It’s smashface with his oh idk.. girlfriend!
by Oldsmashface February 8, 2025
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Swashbucklers

An exclamation in response to something surprising, inconvenient, daring, romantic or confusing.

Australian colloquial
“Swashbucklers!” She exclaimed as she missed the bus
by Word_lover March 10, 2025
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Virginia swashbuckler

When a guy is getting head, right before he cums he stands up and shakes his torso around a bunch, making his dick move around like a sword. This sprays the cum in every direction, including on your phone and in the partner's grandmother's ashes.
Yo dude I just did the virginia swashbuckler last night with my girl, it was sick

Really? I been wanting to try that for a while
by TEAMGRROFFICIAL October 13, 2020
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