burrito-sloth

A little creature who stays home, wraps themselves up into a blanket burrito and sips tea instead of going out on a Friday night.

Today I was feeling under the weather so I became a little burrito-sloth.

by tired_grad_student October 13, 2023

sloth king

The sloth king is the best person in the world...he who is the sloth king earns the trust of all sloths and sleeps all day..

They say, he who tames the sloth becomes , the sloth king. Sloth

by sloth person November 15, 2016

tuba sloth

A funny girl that likely went to band camp, that is not promiscuous and moves slowly.

That girl is such a Tuba Sloth

by SingingSurgeon February 10, 2021

Toad Sloth

Fat obese creature. That nurtures its young and hangs from trees.

Look at that toad sloth over there.
Doesn't this toad sloth look like Shari?

by frognation February 3, 2010

Alaskan Sloth

When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.

Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.

by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh September 15, 2021

sloth gang

a gang who never, ever gets anything done.

It was such a sloth gang!! They couldn't do anything.

by lolalicous October 13, 2014

sloth puppy

a person who follows you around and doesn't seem to know what they're doing

damn, this new girl is such a sloth puppy

by ash.1219 August 15, 2017