Sleepy
PP is perhaps the most infamous pedophile in American history. According to folklore, he would travel from village to village, sneaking into homes and fondling the penises of young boys while they slept. Children would report hearing the words "Sleepy
PP" whispered into their
ear before awakening to an empty room.
Encounters with Sleepy
PP precede the English settlement of
America in the early 1600s. He is depicted in several Native American petroglyphs throughout the western United States. His story is often told around campfires as "The Legend of Sleepy
PP".
American pop band, The Monkees, wrote a song about Sleepy
PP titled "Nightmare Believer" which featured lyrics, "Goodbye, Sleepy
PP / Oh don't touch my wee wee" but were forced by their record company to change the title to "Daydream Believer" and lyrics changed to "Cheer up, Sleepy Jean / Oh what can it mean. Nevertheless, the song reached No. 1 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart in
December 1967.
After being the first
boy at the sleepover to fall asleep, Robert was paid a visit by the spirit of Sleepy
PP.
I heard the words "Sleepy
PP" whispered into my ear and a cold fist wrapped around the shaft of my penis; when I awoke, no one was there. Goodbye, Sleepy PP.
