skeens

A short, nasty lookin bitch that floated in a green cooler from Cuba to Miami

Mrs. skeens can suk my dizzack!!!

by kishan April 28, 2005

skennard

A person who is terribly up themselves and believes the universe revolves around their hair. Especially when their hair isn't that great.
Plural skennards.

That hair dresser over there is full of skennards.

by Wangaclese October 7, 2006

Skengman

Surgeon of the highest calibre.

That wicked skengman who took out my appendix was piff

by Wakka1187 December 30, 2021

Skeenege

Look up "Skeen"

Im so Tired
Skeenege

by K-RATED August 26, 2009

sklenk

A sklenk is one of those times when you go to make number two and all that comes out is a wet beige bubble. You know there should be more, but it's just not coming out. The smaller the bubble feels, the wetter it will turn out to be.

Dude, that did not go as planned - it was a total sklenk.

by clivesbignight April 26, 2011

Skyanger

The immense feeling of anger when Skype messaging or calling fails time after time.

Pronounced "Sk-anger"

adj. Skyangry

1. I just tried to call home using Skype but it disconnected yet again. I have major Skyanger right now.

2.

John: Hey man where is Steve? Did you Skype him the time and place?

Alex: Yeah I did.. oh no wait it says "pending connectivity".
John: Man majorly Skyangry right now.

by Skype Happiness September 9, 2011

skrengge

the unexplainable feeling of love or being loved.

Love is skrengge and it's crazy!

by maywardfan January 23, 2017