skennard 

To rant uncontrollably about a matter/s of next to no importance.

jeez that charlie guy just pulled a skennard, he spent thirty minutes complaining about a slight rise in lego prices!

skennard by Winglet September 29, 2006

skennard 

A person who is terribly up themselves and believes the universe revolves around their hair. Especially when their hair isn't that great.
Plural skennards.

That hair dresser over there is full of skennards.

skennard by Wangaclese October 7, 2006

skinnard 

Word used to describe short white males with short hair.

Memphis Grizzlies player Jason Williams
New Jersey Nets player Jason Kidd is a skinnard

One Dude: "Hey did you see the Nets play last night against Memphis?"
Other Dude: "Oh yeah, Kidd had 9 assists didn't he?"
One Dude: "Yeah. Man, he is such a skinnard!"
Other Dude: "No doubt. So is that Jason Williams. What a skinnard!"

skinnard by Matthew Sullivan February 8, 2004

skinnardi 

obscure reference to the rolling of sweet mary jane in a rizla, zig-zag or ocb paper, for instance. (taken from name of even obscurer italian footballer)

skinnardi, dude, i need to get wasted

skinnardi by roco January 28, 2004

skunnard 

A Scottish term for being fed up

“I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling skunnard”

skunnard by Eastburn87 September 12, 2022