skypationship

a relationship based solely upon conversations on skype without meeting face to face

After my best friend told me about her cute brother, I befriended him on skype. We've been talking ever since and it has turned into a skypationship. I hope I'll get to meet him this summer.

Dave "I really miss Sara"
John "Dude, get over it....it's just a skypationship."

by Stefka April 6, 2008

skype queef

The act of a queef explosion during skype sex in which the queef boogers fly out onto one's computer screen/keyboard making for a very messy clean up.

Bro: Wait.. i cant see you anymore on skype theres like dark spots on the screen....

Chick: omg im so embarrassed i just skype queefed!!! :(

by QueefMcGee123 May 12, 2010

Ninja Skype

The process of waiting for someone to log-on their computer/ Skype, so you receive the little Skype notice and can bounce on them for a Skype conference.

"Dude, I was totally waiting for you to log-on, so I could Ninja Skype your ass!"

by Conference man May 23, 2012

skaponk.com

Skaponk is a lyrics search engine for punk, ska, metal and hardcore songs. We have a huge searchable database of lyrics and bands. You can either search the lyrics you're looking for or list lyrics by band. We hope skaponk has the lyrics you are looking for.

Ska Rox bflkgurlgiojhfgljhgrifhuedlfehdfd

by David Towle June 4, 2004

skapoes

skate park hoes
the girls that just go to skate parks to watch guys and hope 1 will hook up with them.
go to the skate park almost every day and never get on a skatebard and skate

gawd thoughs skapoes were here yesterday and the day b4 and they havent been on abord yet

by Emily Wentz September 12, 2005

Skape

A Skunk-Ape; Urban relative to the Sasquatch. Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimey, thin hair of varying length. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

"Watch out for the Skape today. She's particularly odiferous, and is on a rampage because the fax is busy."

by Krakkey McKraken September 8, 2008

Skype it

When you´re telling or being told a story via facebook chat or other non-verbal instances and you realize the story needs to be told "live" in order to reach its full potential.

Tom: So today this totally awesome thing happened, I was walking along the street and suddenly, out of nowhere... Shit, I can´t explain it on chat. I need to skype it!

Julie: I really want to hear all about your first week at college! ur txt was so bland!
Catherine: It was AWESOME, CRAZY shit happened, we went to INSANE parties and stuff
Julie: ....I think you need to skype it.

by Skypechick February 18, 2011