Sweeping Water

trying to do something frustrating nearly impossible. as in trying to sweep water.

"hows your work going?"

"ugh. im sweeping water with this math project"

by zootsuitriot May 29, 2009

Skexping

Using Skype to have virtual sex, or any similar form of sexual relations.

They are long distancing dating, so every Friday they skexpe.
They were skexping last night for hours,

by tkom August 6, 2011

sleeping cage

An honest description of a baby crib.

OK baby, want to go in your sleeping cage for a nappy?

by BrocktonDave July 11, 2017

Sleeping Peter

A sleeping peter is someone who, when given the opportunity to have fun, does not. Even when in the most rare and possibly fun situations, they don't participate. A sleeping peter will choose to stay away from the excitement no matter what. Often times they like to stay at home and do nothing. Sometimes you'll find them out at movies alone on a Friday night, or getting ice cream by themselves.

Aschley was such a sleeping peter for the bachelor's party last night, let's never invite him anywhere again.

by Ctown217 June 10, 2018

sleeping in the fire

Most applicable to being in a relationship you don’t wanna be in, you’re stuck and you can’t get out either because you are afraid of being alone or because you don’t wanna hurt the person, the pain of it is continuous no matter how many pleasures occur and how happy you pretend you are

Taste the love the lucifers magic that made you numb, the passion and the pain are one you’re sleeping in the fire

by mauzer48 April 13, 2020

sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020

Seeping Creeper

The act of passing wind that capitulates into a hot gaseous ball with subtlety to only seep from confinement as the restriction on containment (tight pants) eases.

It was an awkward moment when Jenny realized the creation of a Seeping Creeper would soon escape its confines to unwillingly gas her date.

by Lunchbox365 January 19, 2023