Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 8, 2004

Simon bell

Simon Bell Pro “Si –Man Bell” This Originally originates from the Milton Keynes street slang meaning ( To be on top of ones game, to be ahead of the rest also used as a descriptive term given to well endowed young successful good looking males who are leaders in their field

Did you see that young Horney stud he’s a real Simon Bell

by Citizen unknown August 18, 2004

simon gallup

awesome bassist for the cure

and he has awesome hair =D

let's go listen to lovecats it has awesome bass

smart person: simon gallup is the awesomest bassist ever

dumbass: yo let's go listen to 50 cent

smart person: you, my friend, are a dumbass

by laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 20, 2008

Simon Cowelling

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.

1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.

by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009

Doing A Simon

Blowing small issues out of ungodly proportions

We filled his room with plastic bags and then he started Doing A Simon

by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012

Barbeque-sionist

A barbeque-sionist is one who partakes in the act of barbecuing. An accomplished barbeque-sionist is one who is able to produce quality meats and barbeque-able products efficiently for others to bask in.

Founded by Seth Cohen Adam Brody of The O.C.

"Wow, you're a really good barbeque-sionist ..."

by barbeque-sionist February 16, 2010

Simon

He is a smart, competitive person who is also kind and is respected.

Simon is the best baller.

by Putbackgod200q1 February 28, 2018