Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.
by Omni64 February 22, 2010
kind of an asshole. he doesn't speak well and he's weird. he may be homeless. cunt-licker and an asshat. but lesbihonest he has a huge dick.
by krystal11 February 03, 2013
by Killer of your soul November 20, 2016
A sex god, one with many friends and says no to thots. He is humble and respects everyone if they aren't being faggots. When he sees booty, he eats the booty. He gets what he wants. He is called "Daddy" very often, particularly in the bed. Girls cannot resist this sexy motherfucker.
If any Simon happens to be born in November, are you in luck, when in season, the Simon will sprout into his true form.
If any Simon happens to be born in November, are you in luck, when in season, the Simon will sprout into his true form.
*in the bed*
Hot Chick: Oh Daddy, thats right. Im so glad I came across you Simon
Simon: Your welcome.
*any other situation*
Hot Chick(s): Oh Simon, thats right, Im so glad I came across you
Simon: Your welcome
Hot Chick: Oh Daddy, thats right. Im so glad I came across you Simon
Simon: Your welcome.
*any other situation*
Hot Chick(s): Oh Simon, thats right, Im so glad I came across you
Simon: Your welcome
by The MdASluGa January 23, 2019
means himan "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse
by boblee February 08, 2008
by Chrissy P man June 03, 2020