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Brick Simmons

The guy who bricks all his threes, also known as Benedict Simmons.
Brick Simmons made a three! For the first time in forever...
by pbrfekndmlsanjh9vo February 27, 2025
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April Simmons

Oh, she is just a gorgeous girl! She is so incredibly kind and just a warm-hearted person. She might think less of herself but everyone knows she is beautiful. She is fierce and bold and she tries her best in everything. If you are dating an April Simmons shes a keeper!
Omg is that April Simmons
by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.
by Master Officer November 20, 2021
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gabriella simmons

The daughter of Sean "Daddy Sims" Simmons.
Girl: Gabriella Simmons is the luckiest female on the planet!

Boy: Why?

Girl: Are you kidding? Her dad's parties are the shit! Her uncle is fuckin' Rev Simmons, negro!
by flyazzatlchic October 21, 2008
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John Simmons

The biggest creep in the world. Calls himself a physics teacher but is Jimmy Savile in disguise.
by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018
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Johnny Simmons

a very hot actor who was born on november 28 1986 and is mostly known for its appearance in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (Young Neil) and Jennifers Body (Chip Dove)
Yo bro do you know who Johnny Simmons is??
by vanessalovesparamore July 15, 2022
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