Shmammerfaceted

A combination of "shitfaced", "hammered", "smashed", and "wasted", describing your level of intoxication. The most drunk one could ever be

You should have seen me last night, I was completely shmammerfaceted

by guesswho1212 February 21, 2011

Shmammogram

The act of showing up to a mammogram appointment while under the influence. (Comes from the term "shwasted," meaning drunk.)

I'm so hung over from that party last night that I was a hot mess at my shmammogram this morning.

by EmmaandLiz March 27, 2011

Shmamtammered

To become so intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol that you can't say the word Shmamtammered

Those 20 shots of vodka got me completely shmamtammered last night.

by DJOrgasmix February 5, 2013

Siamese Squat

The act of 2 persons performing a squat while using each other as back rests (back to back) in order to mutually pass fecal matter. To ensure success lock arms. The ultimate act of trust.

Jeremy: yo, I got to drop a deuce.
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?

by SMEople May 8, 2014

siamy

A gifted woman with special needs.

"That girl is such a siamy,"

- "Yeah like, totally,"

by ImVeryCool March 14, 2017

Siamese Poop

When your spouse or partner is sitting on the toilette peeing or pooping, the other person sits on top and poops through their partners legs.

My wife was using the toilette, and I had to go really bad, so I asked her if it was alright if I took a Siamese Poop. Of course she said yes.

by Goonga Lagoonga June 8, 2018

shmamish

the affect when the amish people show up to sum gang shit, and blaze it up with moonrunes. shmamish people are the dominant tribe in Djibouti and have made national headlines with bangers like “Shmamish Paradise” and “Moonrune Boogie”. The tribe was established in early 2000’s, by an arabian monk who travelled from Yemen, who went by the name “Gerald Wokiotunay” but his real name was inscribed in the distinct language known as “Moonrunes”. Not much is known about the shmamish, but they are in local headlines from time to time.

Jake- Hey Donivan you see the newspaper this morning?
Donivan- No what was it?
Jake- The Shmamish people donated food to some charities again! The leader of the U.N. is giving them an award!
Donivan- Oh no I did not see that! That is unreal!

by Nick Poppin, a founding father June 24, 2019