by felonius November 16, 2006
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1. To constantly say you're winning, during conversation, for no apparent reason.
2. To go on an epic coke rampage and bang a bunch of sluts/hookers.
-noun
3. A human being whose veins course with Tiger Blood.
4. An entertaining but, absurd distraction in a world full of crazy shit (ie. The 2010 middle east revolutions).
5. An actor who starred in "2 and a half men", a ridiculously lame ass tv sitcom that was popularized by dinosaurs who still relied on cable television as their main source of entertainment in the internet age.
1. To constantly say you're winning, during conversation, for no apparent reason.
2. To go on an epic coke rampage and bang a bunch of sluts/hookers.
-noun
3. A human being whose veins course with Tiger Blood.
4. An entertaining but, absurd distraction in a world full of crazy shit (ie. The 2010 middle east revolutions).
5. An actor who starred in "2 and a half men", a ridiculously lame ass tv sitcom that was popularized by dinosaurs who still relied on cable television as their main source of entertainment in the internet age.
1. Boring Professor: ...so you see humans and chimpanzees are genetic cousins as they share..
Student: WINNING
Boring Professor: dna- excuse me?
Student: that's right, excuse you for being boring. Winning!
2. See definition.
3. "Dude, you just played 4 hours of roshambo with a seesaw! Who the fuck are you? Charlie Sheen?"
4. "I'm getting the worst case of herpies on my vagina but you were totally my Charlie Sheen tonight and took my mind off of it with all your idiotic antics!"
5. My grandma loves Charlie Sheen. She watches his show every night as she soaks her dentures in water.
Student: WINNING
Boring Professor: dna- excuse me?
Student: that's right, excuse you for being boring. Winning!
2. See definition.
3. "Dude, you just played 4 hours of roshambo with a seesaw! Who the fuck are you? Charlie Sheen?"
4. "I'm getting the worst case of herpies on my vagina but you were totally my Charlie Sheen tonight and took my mind off of it with all your idiotic antics!"
5. My grandma loves Charlie Sheen. She watches his show every night as she soaks her dentures in water.
by hoopladoopla2 March 19, 2011
Get the Charlie Sheen mug.the curse a jew will put on you and therefore give you a bad financial year. Usually done by taking off their skullcaps and unleashing the curse within.
Britney Spears. Went from high flying pop princess to a mess. The Jews tally another victim with the sheeny curse.
by God's Son October 27, 2007
Get the sheeny curse mug.something you cannot handle for more than 5 seconds, causing you to "unplug this bastard". Charlie Sheen's Brain is like this, due to it being filled with tigers blood, the consistent banging of seven gram rocks, and insane amounts of Winning and bi-winning.
(You probably couldn't handle Charlie Sheen's Brain anyway, because you didn't bring enough gum for everyone.)
(You probably couldn't handle Charlie Sheen's Brain anyway, because you didn't bring enough gum for everyone.)
Normal Boring Guy 1: "Dude i tried using Charlie Sheen's Brain, but i was like "DUDE CANT HANDLE IT, UNPLUG THIS BASTARD."
Normal Boring Guy 2: "Maybe you should have brought enough gum for everyone"
Normal Boring Guy 2: "Maybe you should have brought enough gum for everyone"
by headstrong19 March 29, 2011
Get the Charlie Sheen's Brain mug.by neluckyfrog March 22, 2011
Get the Sheenglish mug.Verb: (Charleesheened)To charm a lady, have sex with her, make her do sexual things she would never do, and then dump her.
by bill barjol March 12, 2009
Get the Charlie-Sheened mug.1) A total bitchin' rock star from Mars with tiger blood, Adonis DNA, and a 10000-year-old brain. All he does is win.
2) A drug which, if taken, will cause your face to melt off and your children to weep over your exploded body.
2) A drug which, if taken, will cause your face to melt off and your children to weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen banged a 7-gram rock and 2 porn stars at the same time. He later quit cocaine and is now high on a drug called Charlie Sheen.
by Each Hit March 18, 2011
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