screenshoted and printed

Something someone under the name "Caprica@AT", said over 9000 times at 4chan
He claimed to be Kimmo Alm from anontalk, and he posted lots of pictures of the bitch from Caprica

Caprica: Screenshoted and printed
Anon: Dude when are you going to run out of paper?
Caprica: My mom's gonna get more in 10 minutes

by linuxfag March 14, 2010

Screenshot

- (noun, verb): Similar to the action of a male ejaculating upon his partner's face (facial) but specifies that the recipient is wearing glasses during the act.

- (noun): "Dude, my girlfriend looks so hot in her new glasses. She decided she wanted a "study break" from her exams and I totally gave her a screenshot all over her new frames!"

- (verb): "God, you look so good in your new glasses! I'd totally screenshot the shit out of you right now!"

by CaterpillarScott April 23, 2013

screenshit

To shit on the screen/monitor in suprise of a fail on your behalf.

Laurgasm: I love this snog
Whitey: snog?
Laurgasm: song* OMG
Laurgasm: /screenshit

by Wh1t3y June 29, 2009

Screenshot

incriminating evidence of one's stupidity.

Guy: I was born the same day as my birthday.
Other Guy: Now that's what I call a Screenshot.

by Salad_Dude September 16, 2018

A Screenshot

The sexual act of pressing one's forefinger against someone's temple whilst simultaneously pressing the other hand's forefinger firmly against their taint, imitating the sound of a camera shutter is optional but advised for dramatic effect.

I gave Jennifer a screenshot whilst she was riding me last night, the look of realization that appeared on her face as I made the shutter sound was priceless.

by CatInTheWind August 30, 2018

SCREENSHOT NYMPHO

He screenshots everything, I.E.- E-mails, texts, call logs, pictures of pictures, size color and consistency of their bowel movements.

He always has to be right and Psycho.

Andrea-OMG! you won't believe what he did again!
Dylan: What did he do?
Andrea: He took a screenshot of every conversation that we had for the last (5) years!
Dylan: OMG! He is such a screenshot Nympho!
Dylan: WOW!

by NINJA_SNIPER March 21, 2017

Shreesha

THIS GUY IS THE CATCH.

Shreesha loves going to the gym and will probably take you along if he loves you enough. Give him a plate of momos and he’ll be yours.

Ready to try anything at all, extremely adventurous and will be there by your side if not in front of you. If you have a shreesha, keep him.

Girl: what kind of guys do you wanna date?
Girl 2: The perfect ones
Girl 3: Oh so a shreesha???

by Ayyyyy hoe November 21, 2021