Shlong Bong

A penis pump

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.

by HUD1974 August 6, 2020

shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.

"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"

by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017

shlong sack

when you nuttsack is longer than your dick

my shlong sack is so hard

by ass liccer April 25, 2019

Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick

Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

by Robert Robert May 18, 2021

Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)

John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021

Slender Shlong

Since slendermen has long limbs this extends to his dick - slender shlong

Kennedy - hey do you think slendermen has a big dick
Susie - yeah haven’t you seen the slender shlong

by PissKink369 August 24, 2021

Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020