shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.

"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"

by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017

Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)

John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021

Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

Shlong pong

Playing ping pong with your penis or erection

Want to play shlong pong or are you pussy?

by Brain dead bean June 25, 2019

Shlong hopper

A woman who moves from one man to another, having sex with each of them.

Bro, that girl is a real Shlong hopper.
Bro, I know, she can really take a lot of cock up the ass.

by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020

Shlong Smoker

Any male that put another males shlong into his mouth or just a jackass.

SHLONG SMOKER: Hi fellas
FRIEND: ur such a shlong smoker dude

by Stu Brooks December 8, 2004

Slender Shlong

Since slendermen has long limbs this extends to his dick - slender shlong

Kennedy - hey do you think slendermen has a big dick
Susie - yeah haven’t you seen the slender shlong

by PissKink369 August 24, 2021