shlong sack

when you nuttsack is longer than your dick

my shlong sack is so hard

by ass liccer April 25, 2019

shlong slayer

good puss

dayum that girl is hiding a shlong slayer under dem jeans.

by karbear8459 January 27, 2017

dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.

“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”

by Cum cake December 21, 2022

Shlong for brains

Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong

"you shlong for brains!!"

or

"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"

by Adam the Flatulent October 11, 2007

Shlong pong

Playing ping pong with your penis or erection

Want to play shlong pong or are you pussy?

by Brain dead bean June 26, 2019

shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.

"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"

by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017

Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)

John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021