The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
When you have a star switch that won’t cooperate you give it a slippery shingle which is the star equivalent of a wedgie.
by Pressurewasherman November 15, 2018
by ShnastyMcBigtits April 10, 2022
When one is single to the extreme and needs to be eaten like a snack while singing "All the shingle ladies, all the shingle ladies"
by EatMeLikeAPringle August 31, 2021
Those little particles in the air that you’re not quite sure what they are but they are definitely tiny pieces of some sort of grotesque object.
Some Wind Shingles floated into my nose and I let out a massive sneeze. I hope that wasn’t a particle from some kind of weird insect
by Yodaclock June 30, 2024