Shim

used as the object of a verb or preposition to refer to a unknown gender/transgender person or animal previously mentioned or easily identified.
Shim likes cake
by KennyOPaul February 03, 2019
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shimmed a gib

when you are the next one in a farting contest and you let out some of the solids.
Sam: "you're next, Jon"
Jon: **brrrrrrrp** "whoops, I just shimmed a gib"
by nimst March 21, 2024
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tim shim

Tim shim is a person with a big butthole
Tim shim likes to put sausages in his butt
by Dr sexiness October 20, 2019
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tim shim

A faggot who likes to get his butthole licked and destroyed
by Dr sexiness October 20, 2019
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shim sham

a beautiful girl. ie a shammy cloth would buff something up
uummm did you see dat girl, she is shim sham bruv, you should get on dat
by Lordy B January 17, 2009
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Shim sham

Wow that’s a nice shim sham! Hope it holds up in the storm!
by Henry Hanks December 30, 2019
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Smithfield Shim

Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.
“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”

“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
by Eddie.d November 17, 2019
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