Shebling

A baffoon who uses his dick for unsexual reasons. He bungles while eating stuff.

"Hey look at that guy, he's naked!"
"Yeah he's sheblinging"

by BoloVope February 10, 2025

Shebling

A baffoon who uses his dick for unsexual reasons. He bungles while eating stuff. A shebling also likes to cum inside dictionaries, in which he slurps and eats mangos after. Someone who is shebling is also poetic and has a weird affection to fat gamers, where "it" is very gay and fat.

"Hey look at that guy, he's naked!"
"Yeah he's sheblinging"

by BoloVope February 10, 2025

Sheelings

Feelings that women confuse with truth.

- you have been IGNORING me all day!
- no babe, I’ve been busy at work, stop projecting your sheelings on me

by Somepersononline543210 May 22, 2025

Snuffling for Truffles

The act of placing your your face between the arse checked of a big bottomed girl (who may or may not make the rocking world go around) and employing a vigorous tongue action to mine for nutty truffles.

May also be combined with the act of rewinding her clock

The rock chick bent over a bit too far, it took all his mental strength to not go Snuffling for Truffles rigjt then and there.

by Flappy Giblets June 21, 2025

Shoffing

A portmanteau of the English word "Shopping" and the Arabic word "Shoof" (which mean 'To Look'), this is a shorter way of saying "Window Shopping."

Person A: Hey, let's pass by Bershka before we go to the parking.

Person B: Is there something you wanna buy?
Person A: No. Just shoffing.

by Sussy Hussy September 25, 2025

Spiked Shelling

The act of aiming only to wreck/spinning out the first place person in a racing video game; much like the spiked shell from Mario Kart. Often frowned upon and seen as immature.

John: Me and Mike spent all last night spiked shelling in Grid. We almost took out the whole field, one by one.

Greg: You're a douche. Grow up.

by Jerry the Racecar Driver October 20, 2009

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015