tool shed 

The Kappa Sigma fraternity house at the University of Tulsa.

Dude, that's the Kappa Sig house. Why would you go over to that fuckin tool shed?

tool shed by TU1 September 11, 2006

Mr nedds tickle shed 

You will see some stuff in there and you might as well say goodbye to your vCard. But first he’ll smell your feet and then he’ll walk his fingers up to your little dong.

What he will do to you is unknown but mr nedds tickle shed is not the place to be

Mr nedds tickle shed by Eoekcmdkee September 16, 2019

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

not the sharpest tool in the shed 

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

not the sharpest tool in the shed by Golan September 23, 2005

take em behind the shed 

To drag something behind a wooden shed to be put out of its misery by shooting it with a gun.

They should take that rapist and take em behind the shed.

take em behind the shed by mwfitz August 2, 2014

dirty shed 

Used to describe the state of a woman’s vaginal area.

“Look at Greta over there! I bet she’s got a right dirty shed”

dirty shed by Redbaron January 4, 2020

Hungarian Tool Shed 

When having anal sex with a woman, you stuff your testicles into her vagina-----thus putting all the tools away in the shed.

That girl is just begging for a Hungarian Tool Shed!

Hungarian Tool Shed by Spooge Newton October 6, 2011