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Sharing the Optimism

“Sharing the optimism” is the act at which you show your love and gratitude, towards your friends, family or acquaintances when horrifically stoned. This is usually followed by “love hugs”

Because the barer of good news is so overwhelmed they usually burst into hysterics.
“Nancy, our 2 hour conversation about life and previous partners has brought us so close together, I fucking love you!”

“Chris your fucking mashed LOL calm down sharing the optimism
by Dodgerx1 June 28, 2009
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Sharing scientific information

A euphemism for indulging in homosexual sex on the sly.

Extra points if you're also an anti-gay advocate.
Twice as many extra if you additionally are using the services of a Rentboy
Named in reference to George Alan Rekers (an anti-gay minister) reasons for taking a rentboy on tour with him:
"If you talk with my travel assistant that the story called "Lucien," you will find I spent a great deal of time sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse, and I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail."
by Oneiric May 6, 2010
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Shedding

When you project your own problems onto someone else.
Guy1: you're bad at Mobile game cause of your fat thumbs
Guy2: stop shedding

This implies that guy1 has fat thumbs and is projecting that onto guy2
by RJ Rubin June 3, 2018
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Sheathing

Mum caught me sheathing last night.’
by Yourdaddy01 October 30, 2018
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Load Shedding

British term, to shed ones load is to take a massive dump. Not to be confused with shedload or loading a shed.
South African: I will be offline later due to load shedding in my area.

British person: Brb I need to shed my load.
by Terry Tibs July 13, 2020
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sharking

Popularised by 'Questionable Content' cartoonist Jeff Jacques in comic #1397, sharking is the act of pressing ones' erect penis against the side of a sleeping partner.
"Marten kept sharking me awake."

""Sharking" you?"

"You know how sometimes if you're sleepin' with a guy he'll snuggle up to you and you feel something poking you in the side?
That's the Boner Shark."
by Cold Chicken Sandwich May 5, 2009
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sharking

One's relentless circling of the perimeter of a party in pursuit of sexual encounters, repetitive in nature. The shark finally works up the confidence to approach, but those inside the party act as seals, darting away when the shark finally makes entry.

Some sharks have especially weird fetishes, and approach only upon smelling blood.
After sharking for hours, Alden finally broke through murky waters to snatch Alex, but she had fake tits.
by findingnemo September 15, 2013
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